Are all men dogs?!! Sorry, I know there are some nice ones out there...

Are 99.99% of men dogs?! Maybe it's the ones I encounter...

Maybe it's the ones in Barbados...

Or the Caribbean in general...

Or is it all of wunna:

* Whose main goal when they meet an attractive woman is to get laid

* Who say anything - from "I love you" to "I never felt such a special connection" - to get laid

* Who have no respect for women, not even your own mother (always a warning sign ladies)

* CHEAT

* and... LIE, swearing they didn't do it and that "crazy woman" with a child that looks like his carbon-copy was NEVER his outside woman; right...

* Who would be in a serious relationship where they supposedly in love but tell other women (including ex-girlfriends who obviously still harbour feelings for them) that "things aint so great" and "it don't look like it gine last" because they always want to keep the door open for possible future sex or for a possible horn (Bajan Translator: Cheat)

PHEW

I could go on and on

My sincerest apologies to the guys out there who genuinely respect women and actually are kind to their girlfriends but you know you are the minority!